| Quote Text | Player Name | Date |
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| We are going to have fun, by God! | Paul | 03/05/2026 |
| We have to wait until Dave gets the sausage out of his mouth | Matt | 01/17/2026 |
| I hate this game | Shannon | 01/17/2026 |
| I didn't come to drink Malort -2025 bar crawl | Armando | 09/13/2025 |
| Your parents are fucking dead, you can go in their basement? | Dave | 06/12/2025 |
| There is only one size shot | Jeff | 03/20/2025 |
| January is my favorite worst month | Armando | 01/23/2025 |
| "Europe" with an "E" | Dave | 01/16/2025 |
| Aaron, I have feelings! | Dave | 11/21/2024 |
| Who's outside? Scott and your mom! | Shannon | 05/09/2024 |
| You can't cog a single | Paul | 04/11/2024 |
| Ooooh...good...for Pluto | Paul | 04/11/2024 |
| Nine, sign ze papers! | Aaron | 03/14/2024 |
| Ooooh...good...for you | Paul | 02/22/2024 |
| This game sucks balls, ass. | Armando | 02/01/2024 |
| GO ON, GIT! | Dave | 01/19/2024 |
| They don't think it be like it is, but it do. | Paul | 01/19/2024 |
| If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense | Armando | 01/18/2024 |
| Did you blow it up in there? | Paul | 01/18/2024 |
| You cannot pass! | Paul | 01/18/2024 |
| I have no plan, I just want to win | Shannon | 01/13/2024 |
| Let's play Euchre | Armando | |
| If you ain't got cows, you ain't got cows | Armando | |
| Limosine Motherf*cker | Armando | |
| 7 seconds isn't even long enough to melt butter | Dave | |
| Throwin' the cap away! | Dave | |
| Poor choices! | Dave | |
| Be a lamb... | Dave | |
| Can you grab me a gas station beer in the door? | Dave | |
| QUICKLY! | Dave | |
| Mistakes were made | Dave | |
| All I want is a casserole | Dave | |
| Just like a sore d*ck, you just can't beat it | Dave | |
| Time to bust out the Grom | Dave | |
| I'm working from home tomorrow | Dave | |
| One bite, everyone knows the rules | Dave Portnoy | |
| Rookie score | Dave Portnoy | |
| This is a game of sloppy seconds | Don | |
| EGG TIMER! | Don | |
| Let's just play | Everyone | |
| F*ckin' Armando | Everyone | |
| Aaron's always Hitler | Everyone | |
| Fri-Dave! | Everyone | |
| Since ya's up! | Everyone | |
| Tonight's the night you fight your dad | Jeppson's Malört | |
| Take it to pound town | Paul | |
| Don't mess up A-A-Ron | Paul | |
| This is controversial | Paul | |
| Half a shot? That's all I know how to pour! | Paul | |
| Point of order | Paul | |
| What do you give it? | Paul | |
| Caballeros in the Castillo!!! | Paul | |
| Oooh, Captain Sonar plays 6 | Paul | |
| I have a question.... NO QUESTIONS! | Paul | |
| Gas station gummies | Poor choices | |
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